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faux mullet

A hair style that combines both the faux hawk and a mullet.
Bill is such a douche. You can tell by the faux mullet that he has.
by Jojotdfb October 11, 2007
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Mullens

1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.

2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."

3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.

2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)

3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
by poppin' mine November 24, 2009
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mullet

Common hair follical arrangement in that of shortened trimmed hair in the front and long and loose in the back. Commonly worn by beings with no more than 2 teeth and no less that 12 brothers and sisters. Common food for these creatures is HogWallops, Feline Fettucini and Redman Full Leaf Chewing Tobacky.
"Hey... to hell with all you... Camaro's are cool."
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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MulletMan

a guy who sucks fagget cock and is a chodeblaster
by Dilpo April 10, 2004
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mullet

All business in the front, and a party in the back
"Hundreds of 3 year old girls were raped by large men in tank tops with mullets."
by Goast February 23, 2003
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perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.
A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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mullet over

When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.
You want to go to the tough man contest at the armory?
Let me mullet over and I'll let you know.
by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011
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