dick moles

this is when some 1 has tons of moles on there dick and it is all bumpy

dominic tried to suck sabrinas cock but it was covered in dick moles
eww dick moles.

by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005

modesty

The act of lying about your feats and traits in an attempt to fool others into thinking you are capable of more.

I see through your modesty, you lousy piece of shit.

by rippykins March 18, 2011

Textually Molest

*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.

it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.

good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"

bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"

by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006

modest

not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude

Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

child molester

2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.

"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

Molestache

The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.

"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."

by Lize87 July 31, 2007

modesto

Someone who always wins at everything no matter what the odds. Adored by all living creatures especially women.
Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta

Modesto single-handedly destroyed the Persian army using a matchstick and an empty can of Dr. Pepper.

VTEC.

by ewan yousef November 25, 2007