common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

cawk masta

The masta of cawk. Usually one with a high proficiency with his own cawk or others. A man who has the ability to control all the cawk in the land, and all other cawks bow down to his sexual prowess.

Damn dude, Greg is such a cawk masta. I feel like I have mangina whenever he comes around. His mastery of the cawk makes mine shrivel away and hide!

Betsy loves to be rode by a cawk masta.

by Mr. McPatty Cakes September 19, 2006

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

by jw June 18, 2003

Misgendering mistakes

Girl?🤨😀 -agender person

Friend: “GIRL-“
..: “girl?🤨😀“
Friend: chile
..: MISGENDERING MISTAKES HAVE TAKEN PLACE *proceeds to message on ever platform*

by Bclue November 9, 2021

Huge mistake

Asking a girl what's wrong when they look sad.

Person 1: "Crap dude I made a huge mistake."
Person 2: "You asked Carly what's wrong didn't you?"

by Vampslayerguy January 21, 2015

Mistake

a female side of beef

I would like to order some of your mistake, please.

by Smite Havoc June 11, 2006

ghetto masta

the pimp in the hood who 'runs things' often with a secondary, more commen name following it

ghetto masta m-dogg took all my money n took my hoz, damn, i wanna get outta hofeild n become a ghetto masta myself sumwhere else

by gat popper 51 July 12, 2006