Misatosexual

A pedophile. Commonly used by Neon Genesis Evangelion fans.

I am a Misatosexual

by irrefutable June 10, 2021

Military Fag bag

A bag that mainly officers carried with them in the field that would carry maps and other land navigation material

map carrying case Military Fag bag

by mikker October 16, 2008

military wife

a woman who has decided that they have nothing better to do with their life than sit at home while their husband is at work paying for their manies and pedies while they rant and complain about the long hours and deployments that he must go on. A military wife is the epitome of misery and her main goal in life is to inflict misery on the world. Misery needs company as they say and she has plenty of it. She always seems to think that being a mom of one child is a contribution to her household and that her house never needs cleaning. Gossip and back stabbing are her only enjoyments in life but she even tends to screw those up too.

Gawd! You're being such a military wife!

by the ring isnt everything January 22, 2011

Military

A gang endorsed by the U.S. Government, therefore having access to all the firepower and deadly reputation that your average street gang could only dream of having.

Crips bang blue, Bloods bang red, Military bangs green.

by fgsfdsasdfghjkl January 10, 2010

[Canadian] Military

A polar bear and a bucket of snow.

Hey did you hear the Canadian Military attacked Alaska with their polar bear.

by cyprusmouflon May 18, 2011

Militant

Conservative jargon for "a person we disagree with who is succeeding", especially if that person is a public official.

"People with civil zeal: Patriots. Patriots you disagree with: Activists. Activists who are succeeding: Militants." -Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (satirical)

Those militant atheists are trying to ban us from saying Christmas, by saying happy holidays instead!

by EdaDick December 9, 2020

Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

by Young cholo January 4, 2008