Milan

Huge wanker

Milan has jizz on his bed sheets

by I like oi.and init February 8, 2019

milan

Not getting your dick up

ahw man fuck, i have a milan again.

by Nurse joy March 11, 2012

mikolaj

a polish man who lives in Poland with no wallet

Hi Mikolaj, where is your wallet?

by cxcvxcvxxcvxcvxcv March 13, 2017

midlands

The UK's purgatory. Sweet F all actually happens there and it is home to one of the most irritating accents in the British Isles. Worse than hell because at least hell has pain, the midlands have no emotion, style or climate. The midlands are inhabited by a group of Southern wannabes who hate the North due to jealousy of it's beauty and the South due to jealousy of it's food.

When I'm king, I'm gonna build a bridge over the midlands so the North and South of England can visit each other undisturbed.

Oh scrote, we're in the midlands.

Fancy some rat poison

Sure

by Bingleberries August 30, 2010

Milam Chandler

A person with a picture of a squirrel with a bazooka as his facebook picture. He is amazingly good at calculus and brawl. Starbucks coffee flows through his veins, yet even with all that caffeine he still sleeps 15 hours a day. He's a funny guy and Minnie loves him...and the number 7.

Milam Chandler is like a pseudo-jesus of starbucks and is also kind of a calculus whore.

by ZehnJLi April 3, 2009

Dalianna arabella milano

Diva-ish, words fail everyone to describe how astonishing this person is.
it's like when you taste a cocktail but it only feels like cock. ugh a queen

follow back you're not Dalianna arabella milano!!

by Cookie Thumper September 8, 2021

meola

This is the look on a guys face if you jizz in his syrup and use your poop as his butter on his waffles and then tell him.

Greg: where did tehse get the extra zing?
Me: I jizzed in your syrup, and you used my poop as butter... hahaha nice meola

by Goose September 27, 2004