2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"
Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."
when your copulating with a dead hooker in the anus, then pick up the dead hooker and shake out all of her fecal matter over yourself(fecal matter falls out when you die). The act is most enjoyable at midnight.
I did the midnight shake down on the dead hooker i picked up in the dumpster behind mcdonalds last night.