Skip to main content

midnight golfer 

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.
Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.
midnight golfer by the avi February 2, 2006

midnight meat train 

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.

2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.
"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"

Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."

Midnight Cowboy 

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!
Midnight Cowboy by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

midnight shake down 

when your copulating with a dead hooker in the anus, then pick up the dead hooker and shake out all of her fecal matter over yourself(fecal matter falls out when you die). The act is most enjoyable at midnight.
I did the midnight shake down on the dead hooker i picked up in the dumpster behind mcdonalds last night.

Midnight Red 

When a girl gets her period at night.
"Why are you walking like that"

"because...i pulled a midnight red"
Midnight Red by Zaynskinnys November 27, 2013

Midnight Chinwack 

Kicking someone in the chin, usually with your heel when their behind you.

Derived from Sifl & Olly, by Chester.
He was pissin me off so i gave him a midnight chinkwack, yo.
Midnight Chinwack by F!Fi September 1, 2005