meersman

the most amazing family on the face of the earth. most commonly with blond hair and blue eyes. always ready for some quality family bonding.

hey, have you seen those people? theyre total meersmans! its wicked!

by gyty,mryktudttukty March 13, 2010

Meerkat Dash

When a coworker known for looking and being suspicious, takes something from your desk and runs back to their desk, all the while looking like they name should be TIMON!!!! snatch and run, steal

Annie just did a meerkat dash with your Reese's pieces, Shellie. And it was so funny.

by Jx3's mom January 27, 2009

Megerplex

An angry city population.

A law banning alcohol caused a major megerplex in Miami

by LEPaulYOzsek December 10, 2009

Meerage

The marriage of two deers.

Example 1:
Girl 1: meerage.
Girl 2: did you just mispronounce mirage?
Girl 1: no.

Example 2:
Puritan Hunter: Hey look, that doe had Bambi out of the sacred union of meerage. Take this bullet, slut!

by Officialmeeranger July 18, 2010

Meherinism

The process of converting everyone in the world into a Meherin a.k.a a ratchet girl who thinks she's a princess. The sooner you let meherinism conform you, the faster you can be a part of the world's greatest cult. You can see it coming from a distance as a pink cloud of smoke. Lipstick will fall from the sky as hail. It will consume the world not too soon.

Be prepared.

No one can escape it.

wow look at that cloud! it's raining! WAIT! this isn't rain water, its lipstick! OH NO! it's...it's meherinism! dun dun duuuuun

by Meherin's#1fan March 1, 2015

meerkatted

When you scare your gf from under the bed and then eat her out afterwards

I meerkatted my gf and she screamed and then moaned.

by DriftingGooglyEyes June 16, 2016

Meerkat

The meerkats are an alien species working together with bob the builder to dominate the universe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.

The meerkats are coming!

by tedescotime June 12, 2018