A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
Get the mental squatmug. When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
Get the mentally masturbatemug. Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.
Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental
I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.
I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.
by Glizzy_globler69 January 12, 2022
Get the barbie mentalmug. When no matter what happens to you, you remain calm and you don't let anything bother you or get to you.
Wow, that guy had like a million bad things happen to him today but he has magifelix mental so he doesn't care!
by OldRyze December 7, 2020
Get the magifelix mentalmug. Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.
by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021
Get the mental threesomemug. -a sense of direction that tells you where to go like when you park your car at the university of florida and need to find it.
something everyone has built in. not to be confused with a moral compass that would be ignorant.
something everyone has built in. not to be confused with a moral compass that would be ignorant.
by SmartGuyWhoDoesntMakeUpWords October 12, 2011
Get the mental compassmug. by AusTetris August 8, 2021
Get the Mental Rortmug.