When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
Get the mentally masturbatemug. Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
by Sramazan October 9, 2015
Get the Mentally Redneckmug. When no matter what happens to you, you remain calm and you don't let anything bother you or get to you.
Wow, that guy had like a million bad things happen to him today but he has magifelix mental so he doesn't care!
by OldRyze December 7, 2020
Get the magifelix mentalmug. -a sense of direction that tells you where to go like when you park your car at the university of florida and need to find it.
something everyone has built in. not to be confused with a moral compass that would be ignorant.
something everyone has built in. not to be confused with a moral compass that would be ignorant.
by SmartGuyWhoDoesntMakeUpWords October 12, 2011
Get the mental compassmug. Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.
by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021
Get the mental threesomemug. Any thought that hits the person's brain with such impact it feels as if he/she has been struck by a brick being thrown at them. These can come as single bricks, dump trucks full of bricks, or brick roads depending on the meaningfullness or amount of thought that goes into it.
Ohhhh man that was a huge brick.
What was it?
I just thought about how I was feeling the first day I fell for you.
Note: you just say brick, not mental brick, it is assumed when you explain the thought that it is a mental brick.
What was it?
I just thought about how I was feeling the first day I fell for you.
Note: you just say brick, not mental brick, it is assumed when you explain the thought that it is a mental brick.
by Jake Who? February 7, 2009
Get the mental brickmug. ~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.
"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"
Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."
Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."
Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011
Get the Mental Avalanchemug.