mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 07, 2014
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Hiroshima Mentality

When you get into a situation where mutually-assured destructive behaviour is the only option. Superior to reckless.
“Dam bro… what’s gotten into you?”
I dunno fam I think I got that Hiroshima mentality taking control
by Joebama Biden August 18, 2023
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mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.
Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.
by Not a Philistine October 09, 2016
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Hood mentality

Ross: will struts around with his hood mentality thinking he's got a better apprenticeship than me
by Rossykins69 April 15, 2022
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mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.
The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.
by YuOfTheNight January 09, 2020
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Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.
This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.
by AusTetris August 09, 2021
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Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.
Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.
by pbnjp January 02, 2012
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