An individual who is a large embarrassment to himself and everyone else around him. Highly predictable, he repeats the same jokes over and over until they become stale and pathetic like his unused penis. Also, a marshode has no sense in style, sporting the same lame haircut since birth and is easily identifiable by his "marshode sweater"(a pullover sweater that is green or red in colour with no style whatsoever). A marshode is also known to lure unsuspecting girls into his lair, forcing them to be his girlfriend and annoying them so much that their relationship resembles a decline much similar to the stock market crash of 1929.
Friend #1: "Dude, check out those chicks over there, they're hot as hell."
Friend #2: "Should I go over there and dance like an idiot while making fun of them?"
Friend #1: "Why would you do that?"
Friend #2: "To pick up."
Friend #1: "No, what’s wrong with you man, you're such a marshode."
Friend #2: "Should I go over there and dance like an idiot while making fun of them?"
Friend #1: "Why would you do that?"
Friend #2: "To pick up."
Friend #1: "No, what’s wrong with you man, you're such a marshode."
by Maxwell Power the IV April 10, 2008
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A person who will bitch and complain about you being "whipped". However this persons definition of the word is skewed, and anytime an accomplice hangs out with a bitch/boy they label them whipped.
**They essense of a Marshallcrit is the irony in their relationships, in which they are completely whipped, and deny it.**
They are usually lost forever to the male population despite awkwad attempts to reintegrate.
**They essense of a Marshallcrit is the irony in their relationships, in which they are completely whipped, and deny it.**
They are usually lost forever to the male population despite awkwad attempts to reintegrate.
Day 1
Marshallcit- Duuude your so whipped. if i had a girlfriend i would be in charge, i would say when were chillin, i wouldnt do shit for her, etc...
Day 2 or whatever
Person A- Yo were havin a bro sesh you said you were coming last week.
Marshallcrit- Dude my girlfriend wants to chill today i cant now. I know you dont want me to bring her but ill get her a ride somehow. i even boughta gay turquoise v-neck to make her happy. Anyways she only lets me out of my basement on wednesdays.
Marshallcit- Duuude your so whipped. if i had a girlfriend i would be in charge, i would say when were chillin, i wouldnt do shit for her, etc...
Day 2 or whatever
Person A- Yo were havin a bro sesh you said you were coming last week.
Marshallcrit- Dude my girlfriend wants to chill today i cant now. I know you dont want me to bring her but ill get her a ride somehow. i even boughta gay turquoise v-neck to make her happy. Anyways she only lets me out of my basement on wednesdays.
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