Marcus

A Marcus Is a tall gangly big headed being. Normally known to being a recluse, abundant in the wild due to being unable to self sustain. Mainly found in captivity, their habitat consists of a dank dusk room filled with crusty socks and piss bottles.

“Oh man hes turned into a marcus”
“Has ‘marcus’ still not got a job!?”
“Never go full marcus”

by Clazza mate November 26, 2019

Marcus Cuomo

An Italian BOI who works at maccas and likes to pull moths out of their cocoons prematurely. marcus also does hectic flips off watamolla . the only things he spends his money on is steam giftcards. he hates console gamerz

console gamers better watch out here comes marcus cuomo

by eshay April 2, 2019

Julia Marcus

THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.

by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 8, 2019

Marcus

Someone who eats ass, is kind, kinda annoying, a LEO most likely, a noob, a fag, intelligent, and overall black.
If you meet a marcus, contact his pre - existing spirit.....and KILL IT.

marcus's are a lil slow

and CANT be a strict dom for their LIVES.

homeless person: do u know marcus? i think he owes me a couple dollars
you: im surprised he's not homeless with you! hahahahaha.

by GRLLSCUMM April 18, 2019

Marcus Røttingen

He is a legend at most high schools. Some people hate him, but other people likes him. If you fuck with him, you'll be beaten until you are uncounsious.

Damn, Marcus Røttingen is a straight savage!

by macusthesavage May 7, 2019

Marcus

The gayest guy around. Attempts to rape every boy's path he crosses.

Oh no, run! Its a Marcus.

by RoninHunter1 May 15, 2019

Marcus

A nigga that looks like e-40 and faps to fucking hentai girls with big ass cocks, and he also owns a fucking dog that humps my goddam leg everytime i come over his mother fuckin house.

Marcus is very weird.
I know right?

by Ghostninja5567 May 16, 2019