Marcolepsy

A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.

Hey, how was the party last night?

Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.

by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011

Marcos

A bitch ass nigga

You acting kinda like a marcos

by Billy rau October 15, 2017

Marco

Gay

Marco: Hey
Me: go away gay

by -jeg the peg October 4, 2018

Marco

Burger loving, fat guy

God damn Marco your so fat you ate all your food before you had a chance to tank!

by Roninscape October 16, 2008

marco

One who missuses a word, acting like a complete fool, and deserving of the shit that is fed to him.

You are being such a marco right now. Dank means heady ass shit only!

by The Big Dionne April 25, 2007

Marco

The new guy who sits beside you at work. Probably not very nice, or freindly. Sometimes will ask you to provide entertainment (i.e talk to him or make funny gestures). Do not be fooled by his outwardly mean exterior, he is acctually a nice guy, it just takes him a while to learn higher authority.

Marco keeps asking me questions, but he repeatedly insults me while doing so.

Marco is really good-looking but he keeps giving me dirty looks.

by The Girl Next Desk August 18, 2010

Marcos

He has a gigantic penis intellectual master he is loving sensitive and very sexy

Marcos, i will always love you

by I’m super smart and gay July 13, 2018