A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
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Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.
Winston: yes, it would be a travesty to have not heard of Lightning McQueef the Chief Queef Maniac of the Race Track.
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Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are
Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous
Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car
Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous
Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car
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End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
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yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
idiot: there is an approaching storm, I heard there will be lightning.
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
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