Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 20, 2024

Devils Lettuce

Something a new weed dealer says to try and get some street cred

Something a teenager calls weed to look cool

What the Devil grows in his backyard

YO! Dude I caught my dad smoking some Devils Lettuce

by 2KoolForSkool February 28, 2020

Lettuce bowl

A ball cap that sits backwards on top of the sickest flow at a 30 degree angle

“Man check that lettuce bowl”
“Bro, that flow turns heads”

by Bennybimmer November 21, 2021

lettuce anus

No definition. It's a feeling. Or figure of speech. Gweeeeeeee.

As a greeting. "Lettuce anus."

by Hiphope January 14, 2017

lords lettuce

this that medicated shit

this is me using the lords lettuce in a sentence

by aurora188702 August 1, 2023

Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.

"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"

by NaztyD September 20, 2017