Twats lantern

The television.

"What's on the twat's lantern tonight?"

by NeLL April 14, 2004

lanier

a sexy donkey butt

that lanier is bad ass

by mary sanderz October 4, 2009

Jack O Lantern

When a man tapes a flashlight to his penis well he is recieving a blow job and the light shines through the girl's cheeks

I gave my girl a good Jack O Lantern last night.

by TheRevered October 19, 2010

Laner

A Laner is a term meaning a mad animal such as a cow where they outlandishly attack human beings or other cows. Usually they are known for moving in a stampede. When there is food present, they go even more crazy and often this develops into Mono.

That Laner went crazy and chased me down the hall sceaming mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by Debbie Connolly April 7, 2003

Lance Bass

An overweight, stupid-faced, crappy singer with a gay looking smile and now confirmed butt pirate.

Girl#1: I went to an Insync concert -w- my boyfriend and Lance Bass stole him from me!
Girl#2: The same thing happened to me!!!

by Judge Smells July 26, 2006

Langer Banger

a stud, a man very smooth with the ladies

that handsome man is such a Langer Banger

by langerbanger October 21, 2008

fran and lance

nickname for a really great couple, as in boyfriend and girlfriend.

Me and Steve are becoming close, we're becoming a "Fran and Lance"

by Lancey Vuongstein June 18, 2005