Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.
Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"
by youknowilikeribs August 7, 2010
Get the laidman's terms mug.Brown Gyal who's bare fit and thinks she's a queen.The only people who hate her are the ones who wish they were her.She probably has a boyfriend who is a bit popular.
Boy 1- yo man who's that sexy lass?
Boy 2- that's definitely a Laibah man I know one when I see one 😉
Boy 2- that's definitely a Laibah man I know one when I see one 😉
by Cupcakelover679 July 10, 2017
Get the Laibah mug.A lailah is a very unique and beautiful person who can very simply be described by 2 letters, JK.
Lailah is a very outgoing and easy to talk to person. A Lailah is surprisingly a nice person even tho at first she can seem mean, but once you get to know her she is a very nice person. A lailah is constantly tired and hungry and is a very unpredictable person. A lailah is very artistic, happy at times and caring. She is also a big Ariana fan and is good friends with fellow Ariana fans.
Lailah is a very outgoing and easy to talk to person. A Lailah is surprisingly a nice person even tho at first she can seem mean, but once you get to know her she is a very nice person. A lailah is constantly tired and hungry and is a very unpredictable person. A lailah is very artistic, happy at times and caring. She is also a big Ariana fan and is good friends with fellow Ariana fans.
Wow that girl is so pretty and cool, her name must be Ayesha
jkk, It's obvs lailah
Anon: Hey lailah how you
Lailah : I'm hungry
Anon: Hey you look down lailah
Lailah: ah life goes on
jkk, It's obvs lailah
Anon: Hey lailah how you
Lailah : I'm hungry
Anon: Hey you look down lailah
Lailah: ah life goes on
by General Assembly April 19, 2018
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by Bben of Thunderlord May 26, 2006
Get the blackwing lair mug.a beautiful and sweet girl with gorgeous blue eyes, nice boobs, and a cute personality. she can really kiss and is always popular.
boy1: who is that stunning girl? i want to date her. no i want to marry her.
boy2: she is the girl of my dreams. i'll fight you for her.
boy3: dude she's a laine you don't stand a chance.
boy2: she is the girl of my dreams. i'll fight you for her.
boy3: dude she's a laine you don't stand a chance.
by laxxxx69 November 24, 2010
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Person 1: *crying* Wheres Lailaa, my boyfriend just cheated on me.
Person 2: oh her? I think I saw her beating your boyfriend up.
Lailaa: hey girl, are you feeling better?
Person 2: oh her? I think I saw her beating your boyfriend up.
Lailaa: hey girl, are you feeling better?
by ilvepuppies October 26, 2019
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"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
by fronkzippo July 1, 2010
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