A total whore. Will hook up with any one but will refuse to date. The first to hit up a party and go crazy. Very "go with the flow" kind of person. Will always be willing to hang out and think of random and crazy shit to do. Extremely picky and extremely flexible, usually because they're a dancer or gymnast. ;) Has a tail, usually is hidden beneath the under layers of their rough skin. Super kinky. into whip cream and handcuffs. life of the party. scared of spherical fruits.
by Eh Pacha? April 24, 2010
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Kels and I man, only spend like 100 bucks a month man.
Kels told me man,
Kels is fo' me and not for you.
KP! Kels Potratz, she eats... n shit man
Kels and I man, only spend like 100 bucks a month man.
Kels told me man,
Kels is fo' me and not for you.
by Beaners90210 November 22, 2010
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Guy: Dude, why do you look so angry?
Dude: I felt bad for this girl I met because she "had been treated so badly". So, I took her in and fed her, only to have her steal from me and throw herself on the floor and yell "Why did you hit me?" when I confronted her in the most civil way possible. When I told her psychotic ass to leave, she started making up stories about how badly I treated her.
Guy: Dude, it sounds like you got Kelsey'd.
Dude: I felt bad for this girl I met because she "had been treated so badly". So, I took her in and fed her, only to have her steal from me and throw herself on the floor and yell "Why did you hit me?" when I confronted her in the most civil way possible. When I told her psychotic ass to leave, she started making up stories about how badly I treated her.
Guy: Dude, it sounds like you got Kelsey'd.
by Lovely Red December 14, 2010
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