Kevin McCallistered

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

by Josaurus February 10, 2019

Kevin

I mean come on. He's kevin.

Kevin is the da best.

by Not Not Not Kevin January 23, 2020

Kevin lewis

An uncultured, raging alcoholic who loves Imbreading in water with them small plums

Fuck I i’m a Kevin Lewis

by Gareth Ali October 21, 2020

kevin durants foot

a baguette like object connected to the end of kevin durant's lower leg

tony- oh shit look at that baguette
john- are you sure that isnt kevin durants foot?

tony- oh yea

by johnpork45 September 18, 2021

Kevin

When you think of a Kevin, chances are there are a lot of positive thoughts that envelop your mind. He's funny, he's relaxed, he's the guy that you would call when you are bored and in need of a laugh. Chances are though that relaxed attitude and mentality lead to his more questionable qualities. Kevins can be quite clueless, and daft at times because their mindset and attitude of going with the flow often result in them making impulsive decisions that hurt themselves and others around them. Kevin quite literally speaking is a child. They are wholesome, happy, and generally a positive soul that finds the small things in life enough to satisfy their needs. Kevin's childlike innocence ends up being both his best qualities as a partner and friend because he helps you enjoy and see the small things in life but at the same time leads you to become exasperated with his immaturity. Physically speaking they are buff hunks that have hazelnut brown eyes and dimples that always melt the heart of girls around him but end up freezing them after they smell his breath. You should always have a kevin in your life, for the raw life and energy that they bring to any atmosphere. Beware if your the opposite gender though as Kevins can become quite lackadaisical in terms of romantic boundaries.

Don't be a Kevin, Lexi relax your feelings and go with the flow.

Kevin YOUR BEING A KEVIN. CHILL YOUR BEANS

by boualisisbad1206 April 17, 2022

The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

Kevin

A guy whose name has nothing to do with penises

What is up with these penis definitions for kevin?

by JimmyDinh October 23, 2011