johnpork45's definitions

kevin durants foot

a baguette like object connected to the end of kevin durant's lower leg

tony- oh shit look at that baguette
john- are you sure that isnt kevin durants foot?

tony- oh yea

by johnpork45 September 18, 2021

McEvoying It

Used in context to describe a masturbation method. The name stems from the Ex-Initium guitar prodigy Liam McEvoy who brought the song Man In The Box by Alice In Chains into the mainstream

Fuck yeah im McEvoying it so hard right now

by johnpork45 July 7, 2025