keitty

Keitty's often think they know it all. Keitty generally haave a boring face with blue eyes and are blonde/brunette.
No one realizes it, but inside keitty's are very insecure, on the outside they act confident.

'look at that girl, she's a bit boring, must be a keitty!'

by isogoudarling April 18, 2010

Keith

the most hidious name in the world.

eww hees such a farm boy.
yeah what a keith

by Curleys Wife.. October 12, 2011

Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Keith

The type of guy to hit on all the girls, taken or not, even though he has a girlfriend already, and usually gets away with it

Dude that guy is such a fuckin Keith

by SeñorFungus February 27, 2019

Keith Out

To make a considerable mess or leave an area very untidy. This typically includes food.

Bloody hell, look what he’s done there. He’s had a right keith out.

by Yorkshire Dale October 6, 2019

Kevita Klit

When you drink excess amounts of Kevita and it results in an enlarged clitoris.

I chugged that forty of Kevita and now I have a massive kevita klit on my hands.

by Kevita Lupo May 20, 2020

kenitha

a bitch with a fat ass that likes to play roblox and hangs out w the girls n the gays

ayo there that thicc bih kenitha

by bardibitchhh August 19, 2020