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Jordan's Baby

Synonym for mashup, fucked, or just plain wrong. Term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. Jordan, an English glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest-ass looking babies in living history.
"As soon as I moved onto the tequila, everything went Jordan's Baby".

"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".
by Rufus T Firefly June 11, 2006
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Jordan (guy)

A awesome guy who know how to get girls and have good sex.
Oml I wish Jordan (guy) was here so we could smash, I'm horny!!
by Jaidenisfire July 21, 2017
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Jim Jordan

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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michael jordan's

dubs or rims with diameters of 23 inches
i just put michael jordan's on the 'lack
by atowneightynizzle November 12, 2003
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East Jordan

A place in Michigan where all of the true thugs live.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: To ghetto ass East Jordan bitch.
by Mymoneycountmoney July 1, 2011
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Jordan

the coolest fckn bitch aliveeee ! she is pretty , and petite , and funny , and cocky in the good way (; , confident , outgoing , eats a lot but doesnt gain anythhhhing , typically a jordan is a girl who is quite a nice person to be around because she just brightens up the room . she makes you have amaaaaazing orgiiiis ! and , she is like , a good girlfreen , theeee best , (: she knows that when you suck diick , it should not be teeeethy ! she is just like perfect . and people love her no matter what , cause she always knows when to fight back and when to stop and apologize . people looooooove heeeer .<3 she's skinny , and has AMAAAAZING hair , and nice eyes . OH AND SHE DOES VERY NICE IN SCHOOL . VERY SMART .
fcccckn , i love that girl named jordan . sheeeee 's perfect .<333333
by that one guuuy (; August 13, 2010
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Jordan Lindemann

An individual with freakishly huge arms. Also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of pussy drinks and cocktails like McGillicuddy's. He also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. He also has a vagina and doesn't remember his first beer.
" If I work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like Jordan Lindemann'
by truefriend69 August 20, 2010
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