Jake

Cocky, white xenosexual who is always hating on a nick and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is jesus at times and poops on puppies.

yo that guy reminds of so many jakes who pooped on my puppy!

by Topcrakhead July 2, 2008

Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong

Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.

by ashleyyymarie March 24, 2011

Jake

Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.

He's really funny you guys, we get along so well.
Omg, It's just Jake.

by Nicklyn October 15, 2011

Jake

To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

by Dan Wyant December 14, 2008

Jake

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly

Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly

by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016

#jake

A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.

I wish i had a #jake to keep me warm

by lavenderrty October 4, 2009

Jake

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.

Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.

by Ariespoo1 October 24, 2011