jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.

I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.

by Awhshit! October 16, 2014

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.

I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.

by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016

Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy

Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.

by Elegendary August 3, 2016

Jizz Princess

A derogatory term for a whore/slut.

Hey bro isn't Veronica such a jizz princess?

Oh yeah man, total slut

by TheButtSmuggler March 9, 2012

re-jizz

The act of sperm coming back out of the vagina.

"Whoa man u got it all over my sheets!"

"No techically SHE re-jizzed all over your sheets" (:

by tab<3 April 19, 2010

Jizz-cident

When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere

The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule

by Kaatkit October 25, 2017