Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022

Simple Addition

The ability to add simple numbers to each other. Most people learn how to do this in grade 1 or 2 of school.

Friend: "4+1 = 4"
Me: "wtf, can you not do simple addition?"

by Chaarons May 17, 2022

Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.

*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!

by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022

Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

Simpling

If two or more people are simping over the same person they are considered “simplings”

What a bunch of simplings

by Wilco Beats January 15, 2021

Simple

2.Easily understood or done; presenting no difficulty.3.Plain, basic, or uncomplicated in form, nature, or design; without much decoration or ornamentation.

"the simple truth"
"a simple white blouse"

by WonderousWords456 February 8, 2021

simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon

Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.

by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021