by Czars868 June 14, 2016

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.
"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013

A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.
OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!
by incomplete pete November 3, 2009

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
by MarkWT February 18, 2009

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.
by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008

-This exam was so distressing.
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!
-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)
-It was! I'll see you later guys, I've gotta go shower it off!
-God, hon', I had the most awful day...
-C'mon, let's shower it off ! ;)
by Cirera June 12, 2011
