by jakevi July 27, 2022
Get the trafficmug. Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.
Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2024
Get the Trafficed da hoomansmug. The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.
Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025
Get the Bosnian traffic conemug. Guy 1: "Bro, i just got out of traffic school after months"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"
by YaBoiGodrizza July 8, 2024
Get the traffic schoolmug. When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic
(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad
(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad
by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024
Get the Bare Trafficmug. 23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
Get the beat Traffic lights daymug. by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019
Get the Trump Trafficmug.