dutch joint

a marijuana joint smoked mostly by europeans that uses two rolling papers and the tobacco from a cigarette. the tobacco allows it to burn for longer and, if you don't normally smoke cigarettes, it gives you an extra good buzz.
"that dutch joint burned forever"
by rachel April 13, 2004
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Dutch Steamboat

During anal sex:

shouts right-wing propaganda
despite libertarian values

(Reverse Dutch Steamboat:
shouts left-wing propaganda
despite wingnut values)
In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.
by st_augustine May 30, 2010
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Dutch Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.
by Some Crate May 10, 2006
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Dutch Hat

A sex term coined by Craig Ferguson from the Late Late Show. Can be done reverse or forwards.
Guy: Yeah she preferred to wear the Dutch hat if you know what I mean.
by Pleasejustgoaway July 18, 2012
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dutch courage

he'' need a bit of dutch courage to takle her!
by filth April 24, 2003
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Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.
A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!
by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022
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Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead
I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.
by Nerdgorilla723 November 24, 2017
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