Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

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a land of milk and honey

a country where living conditions are good and people have the opportunity to make a lot of money

Many Mexicans regard the United States as a land of milk and honey.

by humorous.vitamin April 19, 2015

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Winnie The Pooh Blood and Honey

The banana splits got there part in a horror movie reboot now why not Disney’s the Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh blood and honey

Everyone can use Winnie the Pooh even horror makers in this movie a college Christopher Robin abandons Winnie the Pooh (just like the banana spilts) know Winnie the Pooh and piglet are to main characters are on a bloody rampage getting there revenge a creepy slashers BOOM childhood ruined

Kid:Hey mommy I want to see this s movie of Winnie the Pooh !

Mom: Oh what is it- oh god sweetie i dont- shit-

by Burger Boi May 27, 2022

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Honeydips

Bitches

Yo, where da honeydips at?

by kperk November 13, 2011

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honey muffin'

Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.

Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.

Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?

*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*

Tronfo: Yeah...

But...

*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*

*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*

Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.

Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.

Tronfo: Poor guy.

by cool_walking_ February 20, 2010

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