humanophilia 

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.

My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.

humanophilia by pmbear February 7, 2009

human claymore 

A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::

human claymore by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009

human shishkabob 

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.

Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

human shishkabob by THE MAN, with the fruit rollup April 2, 2010

Human Bird 

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.

David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!

Human Bird by humanbirder April 18, 2011

Human Autocorrect 

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.

Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!

Human Autocorrect by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011

humains 

human remains, body parts usually of murder victims.

The word was coined by Bill Allred host of the Radio from Hell show in Salt Lake City on September 6 2012, while dicussing a news story about more body parts found in Canada.

More humains we're found in Canada.

Dexter was becoming nervous about all the humains being found that were attributed to the bay harbor butcher.

humains by XanderHarris67 September 6, 2012

humanology

The Study of Humans.

There is a student studying Humanology.

humanology by Jayden ( Fried Bananas ) October 22, 2017