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Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.
"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."
by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005
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hiney

A brown hole which lies between the upper body and thighs used for pooing, taking temperature, and occasional sexual penetration.
When little Timmy showed his mother a new trick she replied: “Timmy don’t stick carrots in your HINEY.”
by Juan Remerez July 18, 2005
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hidei

Pronounced hid-ee-eye....the plural form of hidious
One ugly girl is hidious... but a group of ugly girls is just hidei.
"My eyes are bleeding from that hidei group of girls"
by intoxicated gurlie June 16, 2007
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hide and go fuck yourself

A game i spent many a summer days playing...
I used to HIDE in the bathroom AND GO FUCK MYSELF all day long(hide and go fuck yourself).
by Dr. Awesome July 27, 2006
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hideous

Something that is vile and disgusting, and no person should ever attempt.
The 3 penis' inside the potato heads anus was hideous!
by Guru of the word Hideous March 23, 2004
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hideousity

The act of being hideous toward others either for reason of humor or to prove a point. Hideousity is never shady, just fierce. Term coined by the DC Social Group, the House of Hideousity.
2. To be truly hideous (and thus acting with sheer and utter hideousity) one must be in some way intoxicated.
3. A reference to the genitals.
He enacted the best hideousity recorded for some time -- posting pictures of his best friend completely passed out and with marker written all over his face and arms.

Somebody who is extremely drunk and unable to care for themselves is being hideous: "Check out his hideousity."
Also, "I don't want to be anywhere near her hideousity because she has herpes."
by The House of Hideousity April 11, 2005
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hideousyncratic

The film Running with Scissors is hideousyncratic.
by Scissors Fan September 7, 2007
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