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hand fart

A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!
by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008
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hand full

36 B cup... perfect hand full
yo her titties is aaight, more then a hand full is a waste!
by MiSs B Cup October 22, 2010
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Hand job

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
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hand wipes

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean
I need a wip, Sharona his nurse
by doctor b November 15, 2004
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hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam
Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008
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Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.
I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!
by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009
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Hand and a Half

A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek
Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.
by Rudeowen December 4, 2010
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