hammerberg

sounds like hamburger but doesn't taste like one

hey its mr hammerberg, i wonder what he's cookin?!

by sydalid February 20, 2009

Hammer out a Nightstick

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.

Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick

by CB Creepers September 4, 2011

Hammerhanding

Jerking off with two hands

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

Hammer of Thor

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

by BackB0ne January 7, 2016

Hammer Editor

A piece of ancient software created by Valve Corporation that manages to be excellent yet terrible.
Hammer acts as a tool to modify VMF files, which can be compiled into BSPs to be used with the Source engine.

`FUCK YOU, MAP CORRUPTER. `

Jesas Maria, This Valve Hammer Editor's code looks like it has been cobbled together in 2 days by a 10 year old.

by Baguettery January 13, 2021

Bro-hammered

Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.

That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.

by M E Cody March 19, 2006

Estwing Hammer

Top tier hammers that use revolutionary technology to provide the most comfortable swinging action. Consistant use of estwing hammers gives you "Estwing elbow" and can cause irreversible harm to the user.

Kevin the Construction worker: *eying a broken door* I'll bring a hammer tomorrow... an Estwing Hammer.

by nahunni August 6, 2006