Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )
by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023
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Hym "The only thing you are 'a guard against' is 'having a deep understanding of topics.' If the configuration of personality traits between Males and Females is consistent (Which it is) then WHEN A MALE has a configuration of personality traits that is MORE CONSISTENT with the average female than it is with the average male, it isn't unreasonable for them to identify with females more than they do with males. So, the nomenclature... That was associated with females has changed to reflect that phenomenon. There is no denial of objective reality happening there. Maybe some suspension of disbelief when it come to the more abstract trans iterations. And I would imagine that they aren't calling it a mental disorder anymore because it isn't considered pathological. And it's interesting you bring up the Pedophiles because..."
Candy "If have to control everyone's behavior cus they're gonna fuck my kids! If I don't do this they are going to convince everyone that is fine to fuck my kids!"
Hym "Well, no, I would say that your kids are legally incompetent and therefore cannot consent if someone tried to convince me of that but they are already fucking your kids. I just saw and article like a month ago about another catholic priest. Fucking kids. Again. This wasn't a guard against that."
Candy "If have to control everyone's behavior cus they're gonna fuck my kids! If I don't do this they are going to convince everyone that is fine to fuck my kids!"
Hym "Well, no, I would say that your kids are legally incompetent and therefore cannot consent if someone tried to convince me of that but they are already fucking your kids. I just saw and article like a month ago about another catholic priest. Fucking kids. Again. This wasn't a guard against that."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
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Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
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