watering the grass

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.

We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

Cunt in the Grass

a crafty mother fucker that you suspects of being up to some shifty shit

"I'm not sure we should rely on him?"
"Why not?"
" You know Harry; he can be a right cunt in the grass."

by GET MONEY GET PAID!!! December 16, 2009

Grass Transplant

The serious need to go smoke some marijuana.

The ideas from the white cloud were flowing after I had a grass transplant.

by Kbud November 27, 2007

bottle of grass

Female pubic hair shaped to the likeness of a bottle or similar cylindrical object.

Carl - Go to Mrs. Mosley and pull down her pants; put your face in her bottle of grass.

by SA03 March 27, 2009

cutting the grass

When you're selling marijuana and someone steals your sales, they are cutting your grass.

Jimmy sold John an OZ and now I have to beat him up for cutting the grass

by southvalley August 22, 2018

Mow The Grass

to get the first hit of a freshly packed bowl.

I'm always happy to mow the grass, i try to burn as much of it as i can because screw everyone else.

by Lueckman January 7, 2015

grass fairy

n. fagball player that dances on a soccer field and kicks a soccer ball

look at that grass fairy fucking that other guy in da butt.

by SuperCameron April 5, 2003