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Get the Grant Portera mug.1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"
2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."
"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
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The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.
This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."
Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
by KK Vegas August 2, 2010
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by Dawier March 21, 2022
Get the Domenico Giunta mug.Either by necessity or extreme perseverance, walking through a room controlled by your room mate or counterpart while he or she is blasting, through an extravagant sound system, Bob Marley or similar reggae/cannabis idolizing forms of music.
I was pondering in my room of my hunger and wanted desperately to walk to the kitchen, but in doing so was forced to walk through THE BOB MARLEY GAUNTLET my room mate had established in the living room.
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