Pulling a Gordon

It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.

by BetterthanGordon July 17, 2011

gordon

A rare breed of silver back gorilla found roving the ranks of the US navy.

Watch out for that gordon in the bushes he looks horny

by armitage May 19, 2006

gord

The absolute most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has a bigger cock than Don. Everyone has a bigger one than Patty, it seems. Gary is a macho spear man. But don't forget. Gord is the man.

Gord is amazing

by Man Bat July 17, 2003

Gordan Freeman

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.

"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by Aditya Bhattaru April 18, 2008

jeff gordon

gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?

by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Gord Complex

Similar to a God Complex but for someone with the name Gord, who begins to refer to themselves as a deity simply because their name is one letter away from both God and Lord.

Often repeating bible versus substituting in Gord for the previously mentioned words.

"Ever since Gord started wearing that robe and quoting from Genesis he's been a real dick"

"I know, his Gord complex is seriously out of hand"

by Gord Almighty October 20, 2011