goon wank 

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

goon wank by Goondued November 7, 2011

Goon Gap 

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick

Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"

Goon Gap by LardKing April 7, 2015

goon scrap

An altercation of many goons over a dumb ting

I was at the duke's crib till some beans wanted to start a goon scrap.

goon scrap by Beanazzzz June 14, 2017

Goon Ass Goon 

The opposite of a jeff.

Aryan just jumped on a car hood and broke it. He's a goon ass goon.

Goon Ass Goon by thegoonassgoon September 17, 2018

Goon night 

Good night, but like… fuck off.

Goon night Harry.

Goon night bitch.

Goon night by Obama Bin Stalin March 13, 2019

Goon gobbler 

1. A prostitute known for giving blowjobs in exchange for one to two bags of crack cocaine.

We picked up a goon gobbler on Broadway last night, she was a two bagger.

Goon gobbler by Damius Muse August 10, 2021

goon squad 

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear

5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole

goon squad by Mrs P August 2, 2007