Twin-Glocks

One of the most amazing gamers of all time. Every game this man played, he would just be phenomenal in every way. Recognize the name, he is a legend.

"Wow that was amazing, he just pulled a Twin-Glocks"

by Drew aka Twinner April 21, 2007

glockenschpiel

Relating to a large cock.

A LARGE church in Munich.

OR

A clock.

"Oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!"

"Have you ever worshipped your savior in Glockenschpiel."

"I bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land."

by Frijoleschichichocolate December 18, 2006

glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

by thewatchman July 25, 2006

glock

A peashooter, but also a headshooter. Used by l337 d00d5 to astound n00bs

1) G10C|< |o0\/\/4|-|!!!!!
2) j00 |\|008, 1 0\/\/|\|3Z j00 \/\/17|-| 73|-| G10C|<!!!!!

by DragonSpike August 17, 2003

Gloking

To milk a hug for all its worth

Man you were gloking that hug

by Ginga Ninja AC March 14, 2009

Glock

A word that fetty wap says in 679, but 90 percent of the world's population doesn't know what the fuck it means.

I got a Glock in my 'rarri, 17 shots, no 38

by Tragic Bronson(Javalle McGee) September 3, 2016

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008