baseball girlfriend

A girl who goes to her boyfriends baseball games to only look at the booty in dem baseball pants.

GF: Yeah I'm only a baseball girlfriend for the booty
BF: Oh

by sibby98 February 1, 2015

what girlfriend?

The phrase you use when you're tryna spit game to a potential side-chick but you already have a main girl who isn't giving any neck.

(Use this phrase wisely, don't abuse it.)

Girl: So do you have a girl or somethin?
You: Girl? What girlfriend????

by MisterStealYourReich January 28, 2017

Stunt Girlfriend

A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.

This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.

We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..

by LogofileMBA November 30, 2022

Disposable Girlfriend

A girlfriend you have at a short time only because you're bored or just want to have a girlfriend. A girl who is dumb, is lonely, or has daddy issues make great targets. You usually will lie and appeal to this person until they get sick of you or you get sick of them. Then when you're done you get them to hate you so you don't have to talk to them again.

That one girl I dated last month? She was a disposable Girlfriend. I never really cared for her.

by Bendickmemes February 21, 2019

maggies girlfriend

Something that is non-existing

Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is

by FritzValentino February 21, 2022

Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Wall-girlfriend

An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.

Dude, your wall-girlfriend is totally smokin'!

by AwEsOmE-ty March 16, 2009