Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.
Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.
by Amanda the faggatron December 14, 2012
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Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.
Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.
by ThroatKing March 28, 2023
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Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.
Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"
by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017
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muzzle gag

A muzzle gag is usually composed of a muzzle made out of leather, which is strapped tight to the wearer's face using a head harness.
They have strong psychological effects, because the look of a person with a muzzle gag is similar to an animal.
Most muzzle gags feature either a ballgag or pecker gag behind the muzzle to further silence the wearer, making them one of the most effective gags.
A popular attachment to secure the gag further is a posture collar.
With the muzzle gag strapped on her and the ballgag inside her mouth, she was unable to talk.
by GermanPerson December 07, 2018
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thoughtful gag

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.
"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."
by CoffeeMoogle October 06, 2014
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gag tears

When someone tears up from gagging on a dick
“Her make up was running from gag tears”
by Discoverygirl February 28, 2019
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Gag a maggot with a spoon.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009
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