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An expression said by people around the world when they let it be known that something of value is now worthless, broken, no longer any good, torn up, broken-down, trashed, inoperative, ruined, shot, destroyed, no longer working, no longer effective, of no use, has no value any longer.
(Saturday)
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, it’s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, it’s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I can’t do everything, and I can’t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I can’t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!
by Billy BullSchitter June 1, 2016
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Fucked a Treat

When one is royally screwed over by being lulled into a false sence of security only to get well and truly rodger ramjetted.
Mick and Dave hustled Tony like a fit bird only to be fucked up the ass by a sweaty 300lb twat with a 12 inch cock and truly fucked a treat. Major credit to Tony and Ant.
by Mad Mick! November 30, 2016
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reverse fucked

When you take a fat, long, hard, slow butt hole stretching shit that feels like a cock coming out of your ass hole.
Dude I was on the toilet getting reverse fucked... And it felt kinda good.
by Pee Wee Hernan September 14, 2011
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Chuckle-Fucker

A person who seeks emotional and sexual intimacy with a comedian.
Person One: David's mom slept with that comedian Gabriel Iglesias.
Person Two: What a chuckle-fucker!!
by Krispy-Kris November 29, 2011
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Cousin Fucker

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
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Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019
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Fuckeyed

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.
Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.
by Special::K December 12, 2006
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