foople

A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box).

The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.

When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).

(For more of a real effect, Florida names are showcased here).

Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"

PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."

Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"

by welcome to flordia December 22, 2019

Flooptas

When you do/eat/hear something while high and it’s amazing, but when you do it next sober, it lacks in amazingness.

“Ugh, this food doesn’t taste as good as when I last ate it high. I think I’m getting the Flooptas.”

by Pandaball June 25, 2021

The Anagorism of Floopy Shmarmos

This is a reference book of neologisms such as "skrogify."

I yerped the Anagorism of Floopy Shmarmos the other bliggeny.

by Brent May 19, 2004

floopy

spaced out, ineffectual ,the feeling of not knowing how you feel, often alcohol induced.

Steven felt decidedly floopy as he woke with a slice of lemon stuck to his face after 27 Tequillas and 13 hours sleep.

by Jujoo September 14, 2005

flooper

The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.

JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.

by CCB August 17, 2004

fromp

To smash a beer can against your forehead until you make a hole to which you proceed to chug your beer from.

Jeff fromped a beer but now his forehead is bleeding.

by g0m3z May 5, 2009

Fromp

To do something extreme, extraordinary, majestic, crazy, wild, and awesome.

Someone who is a daredevil.

You crazy "Fromper!"

You are offroading in your truck and you get to a jump,dip, bump and you yell, "FROMP IT!!"

Dude!, "FROMP THAT!"

Afterward you say that was some major "Frompage!"

That was "FROMPEN!"

by SoCalCad August 8, 2009