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Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018
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Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.
by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018
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tennessee fountain

When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.
Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.
by FountainBoss November 27, 2016
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Australian fountain

When you nut in her ass and she farts it out creating a fountain.
Dude…last night I Australian fountained my girls moms ass.
by Taxopoo July 7, 2022
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Alaskan fountain

Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.
Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment
by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025
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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
by yummy_thick December 9, 2019
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White Chocolate Fountain

This is a sexual act whereby a male ejaculates into the anus of another person. The person with sperm in their anus then proceeds to raise their buttocks in the air and fart, creating a white chocolate fountain.
"Dude, did you know when Elton John farts it Creates a White Chocolate Fountain"
by DaveTheKittyCat April 4, 2021
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