A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
by Snapper October 8, 2004

by Light Joker May 18, 2005

Skinny, Having absolutely no chest at all. No muscle mass no cuts.
Related to: names like Arthur Anthony weak people etc
Related to: names like Arthur Anthony weak people etc
by Bigbro 666 December 15, 2021

A tuxedo bird (AKA a penguin) are a type of bird. They have evolved to be so snazzy that the tuxedo is on their skin.
by buckwindow June 30, 2018

A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.
by Gavvvvy June 10, 2014

Name: Alex Bird
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal
by anonymous March 17, 2021
