Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.

by jgryt February 11, 2022

Port-folded

( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.

After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.

I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!

by ungrammed April 13, 2022

fancy fold

A fold in material that gives you the appearance of a penis.

Is that his penis or a fancy fold

by Richard N Balz February 14, 2021

bologna folds

A vagina that can't hide behind the lips at any position.

She was standing there with no panties on and we could see her bologna folds.

by Window in April 29, 2021

Folded

1. Typically used in the context of a fight, when one's shit is rocked so badly that their body bends over at the waist, hence "folding"

2. as an extension of the original definition, "folded" is used as a replacement for "destroyed" or "ended"

1.

guy 1: "did you see the fight yesterday in the bathroom?
guy 2: "yeah bro, travis got folded"

2.
guy 1:"who do you think is the strongest hero?"
guy 2: "the flash! he could EASILY fold the whole justice league

by supremelordhelix May 13, 2021

Whispering Fold

A soft and seductive term for the vagina, hinting at its sensitivity and allure.

"He leaned in close, whispering things that made her Whispering Fold tingle with anticipation."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024