Nerd Flu

Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).

"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."

by Sourr Elizabeth April 30, 2009

Italian Flu

When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.

Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.

by Gabriel Riggs January 8, 2009

Detroit Flu

The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.

Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!

by Essbase May 29, 2009

Sooksieness Flu

Making out with someone who is sick, which then gets you sick.

Neil has been out from school all week because he caught the Sooksieness Flu from Karah.

by Speedyspymonkey October 2, 2009

wine flu

flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover

When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.

by snickrdoodle January 7, 2010

The Seasonal Flu

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.

"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.

Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.

by afroazn April 2, 2011