Nerd Flu

Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).

"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."

by Sourr Elizabeth April 30, 2009

Italian Flu

When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.

Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.

by Gabriel Riggs January 8, 2009

Detroit Flu

The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.

Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!

by Essbase May 29, 2009

Hoochie flu

When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl

I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu

by dat middle child June 1, 2016

Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.

Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.

by afroazn April 2, 2011

Poo flu

Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.

You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.

by Key-in January 7, 2019

Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.

I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.

by Poppunk12 June 11, 2021