flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases
hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!
by jonathan July 13, 2005
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flat ass

flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.
damn that bitch got a (flat ass).

flat cardborad look like shit
by Lee_Lee dat girl October 20, 2007
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flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 02, 2010
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flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.
That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.
by Fred the nerd February 04, 2004
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Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.
He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.
by the juggler November 21, 2013
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flat game

A video game designed for use on traditional television or mobile device screen rather than for virtual reality devices. This includes both 2D and 3D rendered graphics.
1. I haven't had a desire to play any flat games since getting my new headset.
2. Is that new game going to also work as a flat game or is it just for VR?
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Flat earthers

Flat earthers commonly referred to as retarded morons are people who believe in that the earth is flat. They are also ignorant people who says that the goverment is lying to them and says we normal people who believe in true facts are the idiots even tho they never passed fifth grade and doesn't believe in science, logic, facts and importantly COMMON DAMN SENSE!
by Round earther March 27, 2018
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