by jonathan July 31, 2005
Get the flat as a boardmug. flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.
by Lee_Lee dat girl November 5, 2007
Get the flat assmug. 1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.
2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 3, 2010
Get the flat-toppedmug. Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.
by Fred the nerd February 4, 2004
Get the flat tiremug. To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.
He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.
by the juggler November 20, 2013
Get the Flat Topmug. Flat earthers commonly referred to as retarded morons are people who believe in that the earth is flat. They are also ignorant people who says that the goverment is lying to them and says we normal people who believe in true facts are the idiots even tho they never passed fifth grade and doesn't believe in science, logic, facts and importantly COMMON DAMN SENSE!
by Round earther March 27, 2018
Get the Flat earthersmug. A smooth brain person who thinks they know more than scientist who devoted their lifetime and billions of dollars into research, just because they watch a Youtube video or read a Facebook article.
by PomuHub September 7, 2021
Get the Flat Earthermug.