Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

by Dirk Daddy August 15, 2011

chin flap

n. useless talk, chitter-chatter, empty words, hot air.

Don't listen to him. It's always the same old chin flap.

by OpArt May 09, 2006

Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

smelly flaps

When a woman's vaginal entry and exit doors smell like the fishmongers on a busy Monday morning.

Hey bro, I can't believe I went down on her smelly flaps. Bitch be humming!

by zimbo23 November 02, 2013

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 07, 2007

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 12, 2007

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 06, 2020